Ar: Mumma I want Bada pao!
Me: Beta its vada pav
Ar: Yes Ma I want to eat Bada pao!
Me: Okay okay when we go out we will eat your Bada pao.
Ar: No teacher said we shouldn’t eat outside food!
Me: (Grrrrrr) Yes she is right, I will make for you in evening.
(I put in extra labor and made vada pao customized to his preferences, with cheese, capsicum etc etc)
Me: Ar I made Bada pao! for you (With a big smile)
He came running, looked at the plate excitedly and got very upset...
Ar: Maaaaaaaa what is this?
Me: Bada pao! beta, it has cheese and capsicum also, your favorite!
Ar: Arey I want Bada pao, this is a burger!
Me: THIS is a vada pao not a burger!!!! Now Eat!!!!! (Grrrr)
Ar: Ma see how small is this pao..and it has patties. I want a bada (Big) pao with only butter..why are you giving me a small pao!!!!!!!
Me: (In splits)